New niomi new personality dear shadows of the dark, happy new year and may all your wishes come true If you're wondering what lordon is up to, he is the busiest man on instagram these days and has his very own thread now. As for this thread we already got all we wanted for christmas
Naomi Banxx's Feet
The lordon break up after a year of agony
Now all we are waiting for is a new fiancé
And of course a new personality Adding more of niomi's magnificent vision and plans View attachment 2663883 view attachment 2663884 looks like her goals for 2024 are to continue being utterly selfish and self obsessed then Wonder what their immediate plans are
Return to the dreaded dublin Or maybe reward themselves with a little holiday somewhere warm, to 'rest'. The awning of bodyism also has the phrase love always wins on it So she is now taking relationship advice from an awning!
Of course niomi's mom wasn't perfect, but at least she had the excuse of being a teen mom
Her mom's life still had an upwards trajectory because she learned from her decisions and later married a stable guy before having a second kid But wtf is niomi's excuse? Thanks to @curiouscat106 for thread title suggestion (v slightly amended to fit) And thank you for your beautiful comment 🙏 🥰 but plot twist
Expert tattle sleuthing has uncovered niomi has probably gone back there She's almost certainly been to south africa to visit entrepreneur 🤭 handstand. Niomi smart #76 so are we just pretending that the culty guy never happened Jan 23, 2024 niomi smart threads
Niomi smart #64 happy clappy in a life so crappy thanks to @coldfeet for most popular thread title suggestion
Main excitement from last thread was lordon's amazing birthday surprise for niomi He told her to pack her passport, presumably to whisk her away on a romantic minibreak abroad Niomi smart #95 yoga teacher who doesn’t teach, influencer who can’t influence, a smart who isn’t smart. Niomi's management tried to get her to do some work and sent her to a networking event, but nims was totally overwhelmed, and ran off to get a coffee instead
